Ikky's Webden for the Criminally Insane

My wonderful, intelligent and tolerant relative. Not.

• It all starts on Facebook: http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/1/3/9/3/3/6/2/1/orig-13933621.jpg
• Then he sends me this IM shortly after:
• Session Start (********************@hotmail.com: Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league): Sat Apr 02 16:49:11 2011 1100
• Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: Gay Right fuck them
• Ikky!: why do you think that?
• Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: because
• Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: i am catholic
• Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: and catholic church say that it is wqrong
• Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: andthat a male should love a female
• Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: not a male
• Ikky!: im assuming youre referring to leviticus and that vague part about men lying with men being an abominaton. it also prohibits eating pork, round haircuts, tattoos, working on sundays and a bunch of stuff every catholic under the sun does
• Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: catolics can eat prok
• Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: we are not mosalem
• Ikky!: ok, but the ONLY part of the bible which says being gay is bad ALSO bans pork and tattoos and haircuts which are round
• Ikky!: picking and choosing seems very conveinient
• Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: but it is moraly wrong
• Ikky!: why
• Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: because it is
• Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: men should not be in love with me
• Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: and wemon should not be in love with wemon
• Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: males were made by god to repoduce with females
• Ikky!: i'll pretend for a minute god actually exists, and asume he has total control over people's development. there is scientific evidence which proves conclsuively being gay is through a combination of genetic factors and hormones present while the mother is pregnant. why would god make gays unless he loved them equally and wanted them to have sex with other dudes
• Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: he doesn't
• Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: scientic is shit
• Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: fuck sicence
• Ikky!: i cant tell if youre being serious or just trolling me
• Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: right
• Ikky!: i find it incredibly rich for the catholic church to really say anything about gays, considering the amount of pedophiles in their midst they hav actively covered up and stopped from being punished.
• Ikky!: gays at least have consenting adults to have sex with, unlike all those catholic priests who raped children
• Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: right
• Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: and that is true
• Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: enjoy hell
• Ikky!: rightio, well, this conversation has been really eye opening for me.
• Ikky!: im going to go eat dinner and continue on my peaceful atheist ways
• Ikky!: toodles
• Session Close (Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league): Sat Apr 02 17:03:04 2011 1100