Ikky's Webden for the Criminally Insane

May 19

May 09

pitywontsaveyou:

HAVE YOU EVER
EVER FELT LIKE THIS
HAVE STRANGE THINGS HAPPENED
ARE YOU GOING ROUND THE TWIST

pitywontsaveyou:

HAVE YOU EVER

EVER FELT LIKE THIS

HAVE STRANGE THINGS HAPPENED

ARE YOU GOING ROUND THE TWIST

(Source: janitorscruffy, via snoopyheartswoodstock)

May 07

Reblog if you have an Australian Accent

(Source: what-a-mellon, via snoopyheartswoodstock)

May 06

Physics is fucked. Going to email my lecturer and complain that about this nonsense

allthisemptyspace:

If an object accelerates in the opposite direction to it’s velocity for long enough, the object will eventually come to rest for an instant and then start moving in the direction of acceleration.

-Phys00030 textbook

wtf does that even mean, wtf. Someone give me an example of this bs that isn’t a rock being thrown into the air.

Because I am procrastinating, I will try to explain this as best I can, but given I last did this in 2007, my maths is a bit rusty.

To understand anything involving motion (ie velocity and acceleration) you MUST graph it. Unless you are a supergenius, it makes it easier to understand if you draw it.

I started with a pretty standard curve: y=x(x-3)(x+3) which looks like this:

As you can see, I also worked out the first derivative (velocity) and the second derivative (acceleration).

The curve represents some random object going through space. Our first derivative tells us the speed and direction of this object.For the purposes of our curve, we’ll assume our curve is moving in m/s.

Our second tells us when it is accelerating or decelerating in m/s^2.

Concentrating on speed for the moment, I’ve plotted some points on my curve with their x value and their velocity.

It’s possibly a bit hard to read, but here they are in case you cant read it  (left to right)

If you ignore the number and concentrate on the sign, then you can see there is a pattern. The curve goes up when it has a positive velocity. The curve goes down when it has a negative velocity. It rests in between (its busy work being a curve).

Now shit may or may not get real. If we now consider the second derivative, acceleration, then i will add this on my plot.

Ok aside from being a fucking mess, I will write out the y” values at my x points.

A positive sign says when its speeding up, a negative says when its slowing down. Our curve is slowing down around the bend on the left of (0,0) and speeding up around the bend on the right of (0,0).

For the purposes of your original question, lets think about what the velocity and speed is at each point;

Its a fucking mess of numbers. Lets just look at the +/- at each x value. Keep in mind that + or - indicates a direction.

Apr 08

LIST YOUR HEIGHT, EVERYONE.

fuckyeahricksantorum:

thegovernmenttotallysucks:

silverandcardgames:

jackskiteadventures:

clinquantdreams:

thegoddessofthesky:

aoikurashikimpreg:

qjx:

5’ :’(

5’11”!!

4’11……………

5’8”

ohmygod thegoddessoftheskys one is so funny

5’1 T.T

5’ 10” Most of you are short as hell.

i’m right between 4’10 and 4’11 ;~;

167cm. Fuck imperial measurement units.

(Source: marchenlaughingalonewithpuppets)

Feb 09

delusionsofeloquence:

psychedelic-trips:

Thought this was absolutely brilliant and should be seen by all.

delusionsofeloquence:

psychedelic-trips:

Thought this was absolutely brilliant and should be seen by all.

(via lipstick-feminists)

coochiesnorcher:

brolin-pendragonlord:

writtenwor-l-d:

atthetopofthecircus:

bemusedlybespectacled:

superaliceface:

belgianbollocks:

cynicalpie:

atomicfox:

deadheadwookie27:

tracydear:

one cake to rule them all.

One cake to find them

:O

Ummmm Totally making this. It doesn’t even need it be for a birthday party.
I will buy some cake mix and have at it.

Oh lord

It began with the baking of the Great Cakes.
Three cakes were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest, and fairest of all beings.
Seven cakes to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls.
And nine… nine cakes were gifted to race of Men who, above all else, desire sugar.

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another cake was made. In the land of Mordor, in the ovens of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron baked in secret a master Cake, to control all others. And into this Cake he poured his vanilla, his chocolate and his will to consume all cakes. One Cake to rule them all. 


One Cake to rule them all:
One c. sugar to flavor them,
One c. flour to bring them all,
and an egg to, in the oven, bind them.


I just kept reading and it just kept getting better

Lawwwwd

DSLKJDFG

coochiesnorcher:

brolin-pendragonlord:

writtenwor-l-d:

atthetopofthecircus:

bemusedlybespectacled:

superaliceface:

belgianbollocks:

cynicalpie:

atomicfox:

deadheadwookie27:

tracydear:

one cake to rule them all.

One cake to find them

:O

Ummmm Totally making this. It doesn’t even need it be for a birthday party.

I will buy some cake mix and have at it.

Oh lord

It began with the baking of the Great Cakes.

Three cakes were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest, and fairest of all beings.

Seven cakes to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls.

And nine… nine cakes were gifted to race of Men who, above all else, desire sugar.

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another cake was made. In the land of Mordor, in the ovens of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron baked in secret a master Cake, to control all others. And into this Cake he poured his vanilla, his chocolate and his will to consume all cakes. One Cake to rule them all. 


One Cake to rule them all:

One c. sugar to flavor them,

One c. flour to bring them all,

and an egg to, in the oven, bind them.


I just kept reading and it just kept getting better

Lawwwwd

DSLKJDFG

(Source: dalenawin, via bellatrixisastar)

Jan 24

breesays:

My only real goal in life is to have the appropriate GIF response for every internet situation.

It’s my goal too. We should collate collections and then unlock life achievement.

Jan 23

I just drew a bear riding a nyan shark. Your argument is invalid.

I just drew a bear riding a nyan shark. Your argument is invalid.

Jan 22

Can someone please explain

why it is that the Sherlock fandom on tumblr seems to be heavily implying Sherlock and Watson are gay together? I’ve never watched the show, so I have no idea if this is something tumblr fans have invented or whether the show has strayed from the books, where I always figured Holmes as being asexual.