January 2012
7 posts
breesays:
My only real goal in life is to have the appropriate GIF response for every internet situation.
It’s my goal too. We should collate collections and then unlock life achievement.
Can someone please explain
why it is that the Sherlock fandom on tumblr seems to be heavily implying Sherlock and Watson are gay together? I’ve never watched the show, so I have no idea if this is something tumblr fans have invented or whether the show has strayed from the books, where I always figured Holmes as being asexual.
Something Positive: Apparently there is a "fat... →
fat-thin-atheism:
80thstreet:
Yeah, I know, just so many politically incorrect parts of that sentence.
Anyway, being a girl who likes people to look good, I’m gonna send a few tips, because some things I saw just weren’t something I advise people to emulate. Ever. Whether you are a…
Wow this ignores that there are multiple body shapes for women. As a (chubby) hourglass/pear tight...
At Deoksu Palace →
We got lost going to a different palace and ended up at this palace. I hate it when that happens.
December 2011
3 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Ghost Brigade (40)
Chimaira (4)
Fall Out Boy (4)
HorrorPops (3)
Opeth (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
November 2011
8 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-20) →
The (International) Noise Conspiracy (1)
Only the Sea Slugs (1)
The Gay Blades (1)
A Fine Frenzy (1)
The Smiths (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Seoul in the rain →
Birdie Tea House →
This was from a cute little tea house in Seoul, where there were little birdies flying around inside. This one liked my friend. :)
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-30) →
blink-182 (7)
Chimaira (7)
The Smashing Pumpkins (7)
Metallica (6)
The Smiths (5)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
September 2011
2 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-9-11) →
The DEAR & DEPARTED (15)
Red Hot Chili Peppers (2)
Disturbed (1)
Taking Back Sunday (1)
The Dresden Dolls (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
My digs in Seoul →
This was the hotel the tournament had us stay at. It was very posh looking from the front, and the lobby and public areas are modelled on the Lexington Hotel in New York. However, I did find…
August 2011
5 posts
Buzznet Secret Santa 2011: The gift that just... →
Hello there my sweets!
How are you, why haven’t I been around, omg what have you done to your hair, etc etc. You all know why I’m here though,
ITS SECRET SANTA TIME.
That’s right! You should all…
The London Riots: A Riot without a Revolution
While the Australian media has been remarkably quiet on the issue, focusing instead on the supposedly impending economic apocalypse, a peek at a map of London superimposed with the locations of all the riots and their spread tells a story worth hearing. The riots are everywhere, they’re dangerous for ordinary people, and they’re being astoundingly badly handled by the Police.
There are a...
Fight the world and win.: You are not entitled to... →
fighttheworldandwin:
Any time you go into a restaurant, you need to be keenly aware of what’s going on: You are walking into someone else’s building, sitting down, telling them what food to cook for you, having it brought to your table, and shelling out money for the privilege. It’s a great system, except when you…
I have to disagree - restaurants in my opinion offer more than just a...
July 2011
1 post
Deoksu Palace →
(c) Kristyn Glanville 2011
YOU MAY: share this picture or create derivative works for non-commercial purposes provided that this image is attributed to me. YOU MAY NOT: share this picture or…
June 2011
1 post
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-6-19) →
The Hampdens (32)
Between The Buried And Me (20)
Evanescence (18)
blink-182 (12)
Opeth (12)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
May 2011
2 posts
I won't believe that Jesus Christ is son of god...
Ding, dong the Middle Eastern Witch is dead. →
Osama is gone. Gif party. GO!
April 2011
3 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-4-24) →
The Smashing Pumpkins (1)
Avenged Sevenfold (1)
Fall Out Boy (1)
CitizensFOB Mixtape (1)
Metallica (1)
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My wonderful, tolerant, intelligent cousin. →
Get a load of this bullshit:
It all starts with a poll on facebook:
After this, he IMs me on MSN.
Session Start (***********@hotmail.com:Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league):…
3 tags
My wonderful, intelligent and tolerant relative....
It all starts on Facebook: http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/1/3/9/3/3/6/2/1/orig-13933621.jpg
Then he sends me this IM shortly after:
Session Start (********************@hotmail.com: Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league): Sat Apr 02 16:49:11 2011 1100
Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: Gay Right fuck them
Ikky!: why do you think that?
Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: because
Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: i am catholic
Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: and catholic church say that it is wqrong
Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: andthat a male should love a female
Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: not a male
Ikky!: im assuming youre referring to leviticus and that vague part about men lying with men being an abominaton. it also prohibits eating pork, round haircuts, tattoos, working on sundays and a bunch of stuff every catholic under the sun does
Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: catolics can eat prok
Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: we are not mosalem
Ikky!: ok, but the ONLY part of the bible which says being gay is bad ALSO bans pork and tattoos and haircuts which are round
Ikky!: picking and choosing seems very conveinient
Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: but it is moraly wrong
Ikky!: why
Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: because it is
Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: men should not be in love with me
Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: and wemon should not be in love with wemon
Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: males were made by god to repoduce with females
Ikky!: i'll pretend for a minute god actually exists, and asume he has total control over people's development. there is scientific evidence which proves conclsuively being gay is through a combination of genetic factors and hormones present while the mother is pregnant. why would god make gays unless he loved them equally and wanted them to have sex with other dudes
Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: he doesn't
Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: scientic is shit
Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: fuck sicence
Ikky!: i cant tell if youre being serious or just trolling me
Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: right
Ikky!: i find it incredibly rich for the catholic church to really say anything about gays, considering the amount of pedophiles in their midst they hav actively covered up and stopped from being punished.
Ikky!: gays at least have consenting adults to have sex with, unlike all those catholic priests who raped children
Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: right
Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: and that is true
Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league: enjoy hell
Ikky!: rightio, well, this conversation has been really eye opening for me.
Ikky!: im going to go eat dinner and continue on my peaceful atheist ways
Ikky!: toodles
Session Close (Manchester united won 2 - 0 in champions league): Sat Apr 02 17:03:04 2011 1100
March 2011
4 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-3-13) →
The Smiths (38)
The Smashing Pumpkins (26)
My Chemical Romance (19)
Funeral for a Friend (11)
Parkway Drive (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-3-6) →
Garbage (22)
Metallica (9)
The Smashing Pumpkins (3)
Panic! At the Disco (1)
blink-182 (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Is Chivalry Dead in the 21st Century? →
Is Chivalry dead in the 21st Century?
Or can chivalry be compatible with feminism?
A complaint I hear from time to time from males in my acquaintance is that feminism has put an…
Is Chivalry dead in the 21st Century?
Or can chivalry be compatible with feminism?
A complaint I hear from time to time from males in my acquaintance is that feminism has put an end to chivalry; they can’t open doors or buy females lunch without being accused of upholding the patriarchy and so forth. While to some degree I think they might be conflating chivalry with common politeness (it’s polite to open doors for people) they...
December 2010
3 posts
Christmas in Australia →
Hello all!
Elrich has asked me to make a journal about what happens at Christmas in Australia. The truth is that Christmas here is pretty similar to Christmas celebrations in the UK and the US,…
Smart is Awesome: Edition 1 →
I found these Diesel ads to be particular interesting, but perhaps not in the way it’s creators intended. I’m guessing its anti-smart/cautious rational messages is meant to encourage people to…
November 2010
16 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-11-28) →
My Chemical Romance (4)
The Ocean (3)
Parkway Drive (2)
Metallica (2)
Smashing Pumpkins (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Fuel your own Celebrity Nightmare Part 7: Gary... →
“We are nearing the swampland” Jocelyn Gosselin says to you, as she trods softly upon the increasingly slushy ground. The forest begins to give way to a hideous brown swamp. You hear and…
Fuel your own Celebrity Nightmare Part 8: Chad... →
“I wannnaa be a godstarrrrrr” You can hear, crooning smarmily from somewhere up the mountain. A great image of douchery is before you. From every pore of his body the creature exudes a…
Fuel your own Celebrity Nightmare Part 9: Daniel... →
Realising it was getting late, you, Jocelyn Gosselin and the children leave the mountainous area and find a beautiful sheltered grassy knoll. It was a beautiful place in a treacherous and…
Fuel your own Celebrity Nightmare Part 10: donald... →
In the morning, you and the family decide to set off in search of a way out of the celebrity wasteland. You promise Jocelyn and the kids a world in which celebrities only horribly parody…
Fuel your own Celebrity Nightmare Part 11: Gaga... →
As you chopper your way towards the vortex, you can see something else in the distance. There is a large mysterious space pod hurling through the sky. “Oh God, its Gaga Buscemi and her…
Fuel your own Celebrity Nightmare Part 6: Jocelyn... →
As you walk across the couch bridge you can hear voices beneath you. From the other side of the bank you can see a woman and her eight children stuck beneath the troll’s bridge. You reach…
Fuel your own Celebrity Nightmare Part 5: Tom... →
Invigorated with your goal of becoming the best you and not the slutty-drunk you, you continue your journey into the woods, reaching a bridge that looked suspiciously like a beige coloured…
Fuel your own Celebrity Nightmare Part 2: John C... →
In your bid to escape from her, you find that your feet had carried themselves into territory unknown. Scrambling without thought, you trip over the exposed root of a tree. ‘I am so…
Fuel your own Celebrity Nightmare Part 3: Marilyn... →
You cross into the threshold of the forest. Behind you the last winking splashes of light from the outskirts of the forest slowly close your eyes. You are completely enveloped in the…
Fuel your own Celebrity Nightmare Part 4: Mickey... →
Grasping your loaf of bread tightly, you chance upon a cottage deep within the woods. Having walked through the dark woodland of the Celebrity Nightmare Wasteland for hours or possibly even…
Fuel your own Celebrity Nightmare Part 1: Linda... →
You awake with a sense of unease, the environment unrecognisable but strangely familiar to you. Where am I? How did I get here? What was that double shot mocha from the cafe laced with? You…